"The Headband" - Custom Pet Portrait T-Shirt

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Your pet, captured in a vintage football kit, shot in full match-day pose.
Send us a photo and we'll capture their real markings, face, and expression. Printed on a premium t-shirt, ready for match day.

• 100% ring-spun Premium Cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras

Washing Instructions:

How to Not Ruin Your New Favorite Shirt:

Cold water only (hot water is for overachievers)
Turn inside out before washing (protect that graphic you're gonna wear until it falls apart)
Use a gentle detergent - this garment-dyed cotton is chill, keep it that way
First wash might bleed a little, so separate it from your fancy stuff
Tumble dry low or hang dry (air drying = more time for snacks)

Drying Instructions:

Avoid High Heat: Air-drying is best to prevent shrinking and maintain the soft texture.
Tumble Dry Low (Optional): If using a dryer, select a low heat or delicate setting.
Remove Promptly: Take the shirt out of the dryer as soon as it's dry to prevent wrinkles.

Additional Tips:

Avoid using bleach or harsh detergents as they can fade the color.
Do not use fabric softeners, which may affect the shirt's texture.
If the shirt has a graphic print, avoid ironing directly on the design. Use a pressing cloth or turn the shirt inside out when ironing.

Good Things Take Time (But Not Too Long)

Free shipping on orders over £85 because dedication to the cause deserves a reward.

Orders ship within 7 days — we're not rushing, you're not rushing, nobody's rushing. Once it's out the door, the courier does their thing and you'll have it in 2-5 days. Track it obsessively or forget about it entirely, we support both approaches.

Returns: The "Something's Gone Wrong" Policy

We want you to love your gear. If something arrives damaged, defective, or just plain wrong, we'll sort it — that's on us.

Here's the deal:

Got something damaged or defective? Full refund, no questions asked.
You've got 30 days from purchase to let us know.
Item needs to be unused and in the condition you received it.
Email us at support@fartsy.co.uk — we're actual humans who respond.

We're not a faceless corporation. If something's wrong, just reach out. We're all just trying to enjoy match night without unnecessary drama.

Policy subject to change, but we'll always keep it reasonable.

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Customer service that doesn't suck

Got a question or need help? Our dedicated customer service team is here to ensure you have the best experience

Questions about the squad?

Upload a photo of your pet. That's it.

We take it from there — recreating the design with your pet's actual face, markings, and personality, then printing and shipping it straight to you.

Fartsy is a UK-based company. We print our products right here in the UK, like all British brands should.

Once your order ships, you'll receive a tracking email with a special number so you can follow your package's exciting journey!

We will work quickly to ship your order as soon as possible. Once your order has shipped, you will receive an email with further information. Delivery times vary depending on your location.

We know sizing can be tricky, that's why we have a handy size chart on every product page. If you're still unsure, don't hesitate to reach out to our friendly customer service team at our email: support@fartsy.com

We use premium grade, comfort colors 100% cotton for our apparel.

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